A Caillou

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A crybaby who thinks the world owes him everything.
My kid is a Caillou. He cries if I don’t give him cereal for breakfast.
He’s a Caillou. I’ve seen him cry because he had to wear socks.
My cousin’s kid is a Caillou. He cried when the pizza came late.
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A spoiled, snotty kid who thinks he’s the worst kid ever, even though he’s not.
Caillou is the worst. He’s got no problems but thinks he’s got everything.
That kid is a Caillou. He cried because he had to eat soup.
He’s a Caillou. I swear he cried when the clouds looked gray.
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A little twat who bitches about everything and cries like a baby.
That kid is a Caillou. He cried when he had to wear a shirt.
He’s a Caillou. He cried because he didn’t get a cookie.
My kid is a Caillou. He cried when his pizza had pepperoni.
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A demon child who brings misery to everyone around him.
That kid is a Caillou. He’s like a demon child.
He’s a Caillou. I think he’s cursed.
He’s a Caillou. He’s got the devil inside him.
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A Satan-in-training who makes people’s lives hell.
That kid is a Caillou. He’s like Satan in a童装.
He’s a Caillou. He’s got the power of hell.
He’s a Caillou. He’s the worst kid ever.
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A piece of shit who cries for no reason and is the worst.
He’s a Caillou. He’s the worst piece of shit ever.
That kid is a Caillou. He cries for no reason.
He’s a Caillou. I swear he cried when the sun came up.
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A bald, whiny kid who cried over the smallest things.
He’s a Caillou. He cried because his dad didn’t take him to the circus today.
That kid is a Caillou. He cried when his dad said tomorrow instead of today.
He’s a Caillou. He cried over the smallest things.
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