a cagatura

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a bunch of things that come out of a factory like a f***ing robot with a bad attitude

The factory dropped a cagatura of broken shoes on me like I was a kid who f***ed up a birthday cake.

I got a cagatura of expired pizza boxes and a single hairball from my cat.

The warehouse exploded with a cagatura of mismatched socks and screaming toddlers.

a whole lot of stuff that just appears out of nowhere like a f***ed-up magic trick

My mailbox exploded with a cagatura of old bills and a used tampon.

The truck dumped a cagatura of broken lamps and a single sneaker on my porch.

I opened a gift and got a cagatura of glitter, confetti, and my ex's old love letters.

a bunch of things that show up all at once like a f***ing parade with no warning

I walked into my kitchen and got hit with a cagatura of burnt toast, a dead mouse, and my uncle's old hat.

The delivery man dropped a cagatura of weird toys and a suspiciously large jar of pickles.

My dog came home with a cagatura of muddy shoes, a banana peel, and a f***ing sock.