A Cader

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A person who thinks the world is out to get them and everyone is laughing at them. They cry over spilled milk and think every problem is the worst thing ever.
'Why did my mom leave me?', while sitting in a hallway eating a bag of chips.
'I failed my math test. My life is over.', while watching TikTok on his phone.
'My dog ate my homework. I’m gonna die.', while eating pizza for breakfast.
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A person who draws with a computer like it's a war. They think they're a genius and everyone else is a fool. Also called a slave by people who hate their job.
'I drew this building in 2 minutes. You took 30. You’re a moron.', while slapping the table.
'I’m not a slave. I’m a master architect.', while being forced to work late.
'This line is perfect. You’re a disgrace.', while drawing a crooked door.
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The most chill dude you know. He’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and try to embarrass you in public. But if someone messes with you, he’s there to save your butt.
'Hey, look at you! You’re a total dweeb.', while making fun of you in the cafeteria.
'You’re gonna get it now!', while throwing a paper airplane at your face.
'Don’t worry, I got your back.', while fighting with your crush.
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A guy who looks like he just came out of a burger. He’s got a big butt and only hangs out with hot guys. He also has a voice that sounds like chocolate and a forehead that could hit you.
'I’m not fat. I’m just… well-built.', while eating a whole pizza.
'I only date hot guys. You’re not hot.', while flexing in the mirror.
'My voice is like heaven. You’re just… loud.', while singing in the shower.
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