A Buttfuck

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A buttfuck is a brainless meat sack who thinks they're the smartest person in the room, but they're really just a walking disaster.
My cousin is a buttfuck. He failed math and still thinks he's Einstein.
The guy at the gas station is a buttfuck. He talks to the vending machine like it's his ex.
My teacher called me a buttfuck because I drew a mustache on her face.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A buttfuck is when someone buys your game for 9 bucks, then turns around and sells it back for almost what you paid.
Gamestop is a buttfuck. They paid me 9 bucks for my game and put it back on the shelf for 49.99.
My friend sold his game for 9 bucks and then bought it back for 49.99. He’s a buttfuck.
Gamestop is a buttfuck. They took my game, put it back on the shelf, and made me feel like a fool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A buttfuck is when you sign up for AOL and then realize you’re stuck with a dial-up connection for the rest of your life.
I signed up for AOL and now I have to wait 10 minutes just to load a webpage. I am a buttfuck.
My mom used AOL and she cried because the internet was so slow. She’s a buttfuck.
AOL made me a buttfuck. I’m still stuck with that stupid dial-up.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A buttfuck is when someone shoves their penis or a dildo so far up your ass it’s like they’re trying to colonize your rectum.
My brother gave me a buttfuck. He used a dildo and I still can’t sit down.
My ex gave me a buttfuck so hard I felt it in my brain. He’s a buttfuck.
That guy at the party gave me a buttfuck with a cheeseburger. He’s a buttfuck.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A buttfuck is when you have butt sex or when you're so deep in trouble you're like a donkey stuck in a ditch.
I had butt sex with my cousin. We’re both buttfucks now.
I got in trouble for butt sex. I'm a buttfuck.
I was so in trouble I had to eat a whole pizza for dinner. I'm a buttfuck.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A buttfuck is a brainless idiot who either constantly annoys people or actually has butt sex. Most of them are just brainless idiots.
My friend is a buttfuck. He talks to himself and thinks he’s the king of the world.
My neighbor is a buttfuck. He has butt sex with his dog and thinks he’s cool.
My teacher is a buttfuck. She thinks she knows everything, but she doesn’t.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A buttfuck is someone who loves to fuck butts. They're like a human version of a toilet plunger.
My brother is a buttfuck. He loves to fuck butts and he doesn’t care who knows it.
My friend is a buttfuck. He’s like a toilet plunger with a penis.
I’m a buttfuck. I can’t stop fucking butts. I’m stuck with it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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