A Butterscotch Rubdown

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Licking cheap butterscotch and smearing it on your pecker then yanking it like a dog on a leash until it all falls off.

My cousin did a butterscotch rubdown in the bathroom at the mall and got caught by the janitor.

I tried a butterscotch rubdown and my pecker looked like a raccoon got into a candy store.

My brother did a butterscotch rubdown and now he can’t stop laughing and he smells like a candy bar.

Putting butterscotch on your junk and pulling it like it’s a prize in a claw machine until the candy comes off in pieces.

At the sleepover, Sarah did a butterscotch rubdown and everyone laughed so hard they cried.

My mom did a butterscotch rubdown and now she smells like a bag of candy and regret.

I did a butterscotch rubdown in the car and the candy stuck to the seats and my face.

Licking butterscotch and rubbing it on your willy then yanking it like a kid pulling a piñata until it all comes off in a messy pile.

I did a butterscotch rubdown in the school bathroom and got in trouble with the principal.

My brother did a butterscotch rubdown and now he’s got butterscotch stuck in his hair and his pants.

At the party, I did a butterscotch rubdown and everyone was grossed out but also laughing.