A buttered shoe

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When you cum on someones foot and they slap their shoes on like they just won the lottery.
My cousin cum on my sisters foot and she put on her shoes and walked out like she was royalty.
My homie cum on my foot and I wore my shoes like I was running for president.
My dog cum on my foot and I walked around like I had butter shoes.
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A hot girl who looks good but her shoes are like the worst thing ever.
My crush is hot but her shoes look like they were stolen from a trash can.
My sister is a 10 but her shoes are like a 1.
My friend’s girlfriend is cute but her shoes are like they were made by a monkey.
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When someone stuffs butter in their shoe, microwaves it, and then rips their shoe off like it was on fire.
My brother put butter in his shoe, microwaved it, and then took it off like it was on fire.
My mom put butter in her shoe and then screamed when she took it off.
My cousin stuffed butter in his shoe, microwaved it, and then yelled like he was being tortured.
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