Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A butt muncher is a girl so cute she makes your heart do backflips, but she also calls you a meatball and says you’re the worst boyfriend ever.

'You’re a butt muncher,' she said, then kissed me on the cheek.

'You’re a butt muncher, and I still love you,' she said after I spilled coffee on her shirt.

She called me a butt muncher and then brought me soup.

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A butt muncher is someone who eats butts like they’re candy, and they do it for fun or to get a promotion.

'I’m a butt muncher and I got a raise,' he said with a grin.

'She eats butts for her job,' he said, and I believe him.

He said he’s a butt muncher and works at the mayor’s office.

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A butt muncher is someone who eats ass so much it’s like a second job, and they probably have a badge for it.

'I’m a butt muncher and I have a badge,' she said proudly.

He said he eats ass so much he got a badge from his boss.

She called me a butt muncher and said I should get a badge too.

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A butt muncher is someone who eats butts for the smell, the taste, or just for the heck of it. And sometimes it’s a competition.

'I eat butts for the smell,' he said, and I believe him.

She said she eats butts for the taste and gets a high from it.

He said butt munching is a sport and he’s the champion.

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A butt muncher is someone who is so dumb they think they’re cool and they kiss up to everyone.

'You’re a butt muncher,' she said, and I knew she was right.

He called me a butt muncher and then asked for a raise.

She said I was a butt muncher and I was too dumb to argue.

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A butt muncher is someone who is always up your ass, and they’re probably the reason you’re tired.

He said he’s a butt muncher and he’s been up my ass all day.

She called me a butt muncher and said I was her favorite.

He said he’s a butt muncher and he can’t stop talking.

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A butt muncher is a total E Glove and probably eats butts just to be annoying.

He said he’s a butt muncher and a total E Glove.

She called me a butt muncher and said I was an E Glove.

He said he’s a butt muncher and an E Glove, and I believe him.