A BUTT!

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A way to yell when you're stuck in a situation that's so bad it feels like your brain is melting.
My math test was a butt! I had to solve 20 problems in 5 minutes!
I got stuck in the elevator with my boss. That was a butt!
My little sister's chicken pox outbreak was a butt!
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A messy and wild sexual thing with two girls and a dildo that’s longer than a hot dog. It’s like a party in your pants.
That movie scene was a butt! I had to look away from my brother.
My friend’s bedroom looked like a war zone after a butt!
My cousin tried to explain a butt to her math teacher. She got sent to the office.
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A movie that’s so loud and dirty it makes your ears bleed and your brain go numb. It’s like being hit with a giant meatball.
I watched that movie and it was a butt! I couldn’t hear my mom for two days.
My friend’s dog watched that movie and it was a butt! He howled like he was in pain.
That movie was a butt! It made my teacher cry.
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When you use your behind to knock something over like it’s your personal mission in life.
He butted the door so hard it fell off its hinges! That was a butt!
My dog butted the table and spilled my juice. That was a butt!
My little brother butted the TV remote and broke it. That was a butt!
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A super strong and rude way to say your butt. It's like a curse that makes your enemies cry.
She called me a butt butt and I cried in my cereal!
My brother called me a butt butt and I ran out of the room.
My teacher called me a butt butt and I got sent to the principal's office.
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A nickname that means you're totally in love. But if a guy uses it on someone else, he’s a total faggot.
My girlfriend called me a butt butt and I felt like the luckiest person ever!
My friend called his crush a butt butt and got a standing ovation.
My brother called me a butt butt and I told him to shut up.
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A cigarette that’s stuck up your butt and you’re smoking it like it’s your life’s mission.
I had a butt butt and it smelled like my brother’s gym socks.
My friend’s butt butt made him sneeze like a dragon.
My mom’s butt butt was so bad it woke up the whole neighborhood.
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