a busted

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A cheap beer set you can chug while crying about your life.
I bought a busted for $2 and it was the only thing keeping me from crying in a gas station.
My busted was so bad I had to drink it through a straw.
I took a busted to the face and it tasted like regret.
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When your partner catches you checking out another woman's boobs like a hungry dog.
My wife busted me looking at her coworker’s titties like I was on a date.
He was busted by his girlfriend for staring at her best friend’s chest.
I got busted by my girlfriend while I was pretending to be asleep.
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A stupid choice you make when you're too high to think straight.
I busted my life by marrying a man who thought pizza was a breakfast food.
She busted her job by showing up to work in pajamas and a ponytail.
He busted his mom’s favorite lamp by throwing a shoe at it.
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When you cum, when you shoot, when you rap like a fool, when you punch someone in the face, when you do something wild in a car, or when cops come after you.
I busted during a Zoom meeting and my boss saw everything.
He busted a cop by punching him in the face and then stealing his badge.
She busted her ex by driving a car into his house while singing a rap song.
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A total disaster. Like you failed at everything and no one wants to hear about it.
My life is a busted. I failed my test, lost my job, and my dog ran away.
That concert was a busted. The music was bad, the crowd was loud, and I got a headache.
My relationship was a busted. We both forgot to talk about it, and now we’re both mad.
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So good it hurts. Like you're eating a cheeseburger and it's the best thing you've ever tasted.
That cake was a busted. I ate it so fast I got a second stomach.
That movie was a busted. I cried so hard I had to take a nap.
That pizza was a busted. I ate the whole box and then asked for more.
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When you're doing your makeup and you look like a hot mess.
I went to the party looking like a busted. My eyeliner was all over my face.
She showed up to the concert looking like a busted. Her hair was sticking out in all directions.
He went to the interview with a busted look. His shirt was inside out and his socks were on backwards.
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