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A woman with a gut so big it could hold a keg and still have room for a sandwich.
My aunt’s gut is so big, I think she’s storing snacks for the apocalypse.
She ate a whole pizza and still had room for three sodas.
Her gut looks like it’s about to burst, and I’m not sure if it’s from food or laughter.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The kind of woman who could eat a whole buffet and still fit into a pair of jeans.
She eats like a horse and still looks good in a dress.
She ate six tacos and a cake, and no one even blinked.
That woman eats like she’s trying to win a food fight.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A woman with a gut so big, it’s like she’s been holding her breath for a decade.
Her gut is so big, I think she’s been holding her breath since the 90s.
She eats like she’s trying to survive a famine.
That gut could hold a whole party.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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