A burner

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A cheap phone you get when you’re too broke to buy a real one. It dies when you run out of minutes, and you throw it away like it was trash.
Bro, I got a burner from the gas station. It lasted me two days before it gave up.
My mom got me a burner so I could text my crush without her knowing.
That burner only had 50 minutes. I used all of them to call my ex and cry.
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A phone that dealers use to rip you off. You use it until it’s dead, then you toss it like it was a used tampon.
The dealer gave me a burner. It had 10 minutes. I called my mom and cried for 8 of them.
That burner was a scam. It only had 3 minutes and cost $20.
I bought a burner, used it for 2 minutes, and it died. I threw it in the trash.
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A phone you get when you’re too broke to have a real one. It’s like a phone for broke people who don’t want to pay bills.
I got a burner for $5. It had 50 minutes. I used all of them to call my ex and cry.
My brother got a burner so he could text his crush without his mom knowing.
That burner only had 20 minutes. I used them all to call my sister and complain.
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A gun you buy when you don’t care if it breaks. You shoot someone and throw it away like it was a used sock.
I bought a burner gun for $10. I shot my neighbor and threw it away.
That burner gun only had one bullet. I shot my dad and it broke.
My brother got a burner gun. He shot a duck and it fell apart.
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A gun you use once. It’s so cheap that you don’t care if it breaks. You shoot someone, and you throw it away like it was a used wrapper.
I got a burner gun for $5. I shot my dog and it broke.
That burner gun only had one bullet. I shot my teacher and it exploded.
My brother used a burner gun to shoot a pigeon and it fell apart.
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A gun that you throw away after you use it. It’s so cheap, it doesn’t even matter if it breaks.
I used a burner gun to shoot my brother. It broke, but it was worth it.
That burner gun only had one bullet. I shot my mom and it exploded.
My dad got a burner gun. He shot a raccoon and it fell apart.
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A big piece of graffiti that takes forever to paint. You get it done, and it looks like a masterpiece.
That burner took me 3 hours to paint. It looks like a masterpiece.
I did a burner on the wall. It took me 2 hours and half a can of spray paint.
My friend did a burner on the school. It took him 4 hours and 3 cans of spray paint.
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