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A type of music that makes your brain shut down and your ears bleed.
My cousin’s playlist is like a scream from the void.
I heard that song once and I’ve been haunted ever since.
That’s not music, that’s a punishment.
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A tiny Vermont town that smells like old hippies and bad decisions.
I tried to leave Burlington, but it pulled me back like a junkie.
That place is still in the 60s, and it won’t let go.
Burlington is where the 60s went to die and then came back to haunt us.
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A city stuck between two other cities, where everyone thinks they’re better than everyone else.
Millcroft kids think they’re rich, but they’re just rich people’s kids being rich.
Burlingtonians will fight over a pizza slice like it’s the last one on Earth.
Hamilton people are just there to ruin everyone’s day.
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A boring Connecticut town where everyone is either a brainiac, a stoner, or a drama queen.
Harwinton kids think they’re the best, but they’re just the rednecks of the town.
Half the people in school are either high or crying.
You can tell who’s from Harwinton by how much they talk about their ‘life’.
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A misspelled version of Boreington, Iowa, where grass growing is the only fun thing.
I live in Boreington and I don’t know why I even bother.
Boreington is so quiet, you can hear your brain thinking.
You don’t know what excitement is until you live in Boreington.
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A city near Boston that has rich kids, poor punks, and a mall that’s just there for no reason.
Winmere is the hood of Burlington, and it’s full of punks who think they’re tough.
The mall is just there because someone thought it was a good idea.
Rich kids from Winmere think they’re the best, but they’re just rich.
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A town in South Jersey where the water tower is the only cool thing, and the punk scene is just loud and annoying.
The water tower is the only reason anyone even cares about Burlington.
The punk scene is just a bunch of kids screaming at each other.
I went to a punk show and it was just loud and dumb.