A Burkey

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A person who's a complete waste of space and thinks being a jerk to the local sports team makes them the king of the hill. They also have no life, wear stupid hair, and talk like a broken radio.
Bro, why you hate the home team? You’re just mad they don’t root for you.
He wore a mullet to the game and tried to yell at the ref like he was a pro.
He said 'Why you gotta be so good?' like he was the best person ever.
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When you send a message to a group that doesn’t want it and everyone else is confused.
I just posted 'Hey guys, let’s hang out' in the math test group. Now I’m dead.
Sent 'Let’s go to the mall' in the chemistry class chat. Now I’m a legend.
Posted 'I’m gonna fail' in the science group. Now I’m a meme.
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A turkey with bacon slapped on it like it owes money. Or a silly exercise you do at work like you're trying to impress your boss.
I ate a Burkey and now my mouth tastes like bacon and regret.
I did the Burkey at work and now my legs are on fire.
My boss made me do the Burkey and now I hate him.
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When you try to mess with someone or something like you're trying to ruin their day on purpose.
He blocked my number just to mess with me. I’m gonna get him back.
She kept tripping me in class. I was like, 'This is personal.'
He spilled my juice just to make me mad. I hated him.
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A skinny, slightly weird guy who’s the best part of Thanksgiving. Or a sophomore who’s too cool for his class but still hangs out with juniors.
He’s the best part of Thanksgiving. I eat him every year.
He’s a sophomore but hangs out with juniors. He’s like a weird mix of cool and confused.
He’s the best part of Thanksgiving. I don’t even like turkey.
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