a bum's jockstrap

My cousin's jockstrap was so bad, I could smell it from the other side of the bus.

That guy’s jockstrap is like a trash can that’s been sitting in a gym for a month.

I wore my brother’s jockstrap once and didn’t take a shower for a week.

My dog would not stop licking my jockstrap after I wore it to school.

My jockstrap is so bad, my mom threw it out and bought me a new one.

My jockstrap is so smelly, my teacher gave me a warning.

My jockstrap is so smelly, my friend said it was like living in a garbage can.

I wore my jockstrap for two days and my pants started to stink too.

My jockstrap smelled so bad, my neighbor called the cops.