A bump is worth a thousand words.

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A bump is when a corrupt president shoves hands with a dictator who let a reporter get killed, all while ignoring the worst human rights mess in history.
The president fist-bumped the dictator, ignoring the reporter's dead body in the background.
He waved at the press and said, 'This is a bump worth a thousand words!' while the reporter's family cried.
He fist-bumped the dictator, then called the reporter a 'fake news person.'
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A bump is a president’s way of saying, 'I don’t care about the dead journalist,' while shaking hands with the guy who let him die.
He fist-bumped the dictator and said, 'We're gonna make history!' while the reporter was still alive.
He waved at the press and said, 'This bump is better than any speech.'
He fist-bumped the dictator, then called the reporter a 'disgrace to journalism.'
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A bump is when a president breaks his promise and shakes hands with a killer who let a reporter get murdered.
He fist-bumped the dictator, even though the reporter was still being tortured.
He said, 'This bump is worth more than any speech!' while the reporter’s family watched from the back.
He ignored the reporter’s death and fist-bumped the dictator like they were best friends.
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