A Buffalo Nickel

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A lousy hand-job that costs you five bucks and leaves you feeling like you got ripped off by a fat kid.

My cousin paid $5 for a hand-job and got a finger instead of a whole hand. Classic Buffalo Nickel.

That guy charged me $5 for a hand-job and it took him 10 minutes. Buffalo Nickel, baby.

I got a Buffalo Nickel at the gas station. It was worse than the coffee.

A weird sexual move where someone pulls a coin out of their butt and slaps it on your face like you owe them money.

My friend tried to do a Buffalo Nickel on me and I almost peed my pants.

At the party, some guy pulled a nickel out of his butt and slapped it on my forehead. That was a Buffalo Nickel.

My uncle does a Buffalo Nickel every time he goes to the store. It's a tradition.

A girl who looks like she was hit by a truck and only got a half-decent score.

My sister is a Buffalo Nickel. She’s fat and ugly, but she still thinks she’s hot.

That girl at the gym is a Buffalo Nickel. She’s like a 5 out of 10.

My mom called my cousin a Buffalo Nickel. She’s not even 10 anymore.

A word you throw at a woman to make her feel like she’s the ugliest thing since a broken toaster.

I called my teacher a Buffalo Nickel and she gave me a D. Big mistake.

My ex used to call me a Buffalo Nickel every time I wore a shirt she didn’t like.

At the mall, I told some girl she was a Buffalo Nickel. She cried.

A face that looks like it was carved by a drunk monkey with a chainsaw.

My neighbor’s face is a Buffalo Nickel. He looks like he was hit by a truck and a firework at the same time.

My brother’s face is a Buffalo Nickel. It’s like he got into a fight with a pizza and a rock.

My grandma’s face looks like a Buffalo Nickel. She’s been through a lot.

A word that means cheap, bad, or so overpriced it’s not even worth it. Like a $20 burger that tastes like a soggy shoe.

That pizza was a Buffalo Nickel. I paid $10 for it and got a soggy shoe.

The guy at the store called my phone a Buffalo Nickel. It was broken.

My new shoes are a Buffalo Nickel. They cost $50 and they’re already falling apart.