a bucket of blue ball dicks

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the worst feeling in the whole wide world when your guts are screaming at you
I saw a rat eating a sock and I felt like a bucket of blue ball dicks
My mom made meatloaf and it looked like a science experiment
I drank three sodas and ran a mile and it hit me like a truck
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when your stomach is so full of hate it’s about to explode
That cheese pizza had a hair on it and I felt like a bucket of blue ball dicks
My dog ate my homework and I was so mad I wanted to puke
I saw my crush with my ex and my brain turned to soup
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when you’re so sick you’re ready to die and you wish you were already dead
I ate a whole cake and then ran three laps and felt like a bucket of blue ball dicks
My brother made me eat his lunch and it was like being tortured
I drank a whole bottle of lemonade and it was like a nuclear bomb in my throat
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when your insides are so gross you wish you had a vacuum to suck it all out
I ate a rotten egg and I felt like a bucket of blue ball dicks
I got bit by a spider and it was like eating a bunch of hairballs
I drank a whole can of soda and it was like my stomach was on fire
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when you’re so sick you’re ready to throw up and you don’t care if you look like a fool
I saw a dead rat on the floor and I felt like a bucket of blue ball dicks
I ate a whole bag of chips and then ran up a hill
I drank too much soda and my brain was melting
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when your body is so full of bad stuff you think you’re going to die from it
I ate a whole pizza and then ran a mile and I felt like a bucket of blue ball dicks
I got hit by a soccer ball and it was like eating a bunch of dirt
I drank a whole bottle of juice and it was like a monster was inside me
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