a buck and a helen

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the speed you need to run to escape a cop and a very angry ex.

I hit a buck and a helen and barely made it to the gas station before my ex showed up.

He went a buck and a helen just to prove he wasn’t scared of the cops.

She hit a buck and a helen and still managed to text me while driving.

the speed at which your brain short-circuits from too much caffeine and too little sleep.

I hit a buck and a helen after drinking three coffees and no sleep.

He was a buck and a helen by the time he got to work.

She went a buck and a helen and nearly crashed into a trash can.

the speed you go when you’re too late for work and too early for the bar.

I hit a buck and a helen because I was late and had no time to stop for coffee.

He was going a buck and a helen just to make it to the office on time.

She went a buck and a helen and nearly missed her favorite bar.