A Brunch of Queers

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A bunch of queers so big it makes the whole world look tiny. Usually found sipping mimosas and talking about their exes like they’re famous. They’re like a murder of crows, but with more glitter and less murder.
At the brunch table, they all laughed so loud the waiter spilled coffee on the mayor.
The brunch of queers showed up at the art museum and yelled, 'This is the best part of the exhibit!'
They brought 10 types of toast, 5 kinds of juice, and 200 selfies to the brunch.
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A group of loud, flashy, gay guys who go to brunch just to show off. They don’t care about the art or the history, they just want to be the center of attention and drink fancy cocktails like they’re royalty.
They showed up at the museum and asked the curator, 'Do you even know who the real artist is?'
At brunch, they ordered 10 cocktails and took 20 selfies between sips.
They walked into the art gallery and said, 'This is just a background for our brunch.'
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