A bruh then

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A bruh then is when you look back and think, 'Man, I was a fool back then.' It's like when you remember that time you thought a chicken nugget was a full meal.
'Remember when I said I'd be rich by 20?' 'That was a bruh then.'
'You thought that was a good idea?' 'It was a bruh then.'
'Why did you think that was a bruh moment?' 'It was a bruh then.'
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A bruh then is when you call someone your brother so hard you might as well be married to them. It’s like saying 'We’re family now, bro.'
'You my bruh then!' 'You my bruh now!'
'He’s like my brother.' 'You call him your bruh then.'
'You my bruh then? I’m your bruh for life.'
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A bruh then is when you say 'bruh bruh' so much it starts to feel like you're talking to yourself. It’s the worst but you love it anyway.
'Bruh bruh, this game is on fire!'
'Bruh bruh, I’m about to die.'
'Bruh bruh, my mom called me.'
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A bruh then is when you talk to someone like they’re your long-lost brother, but they’re just some guy who once gave you a slap.
'You my bruh then, we good.'
'We talk like we’re family.'
'You my bruh then, why you acting like a stranger?'
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A bruh then is when you say 'bruh' to someone you barely know, like you’re trying to impress them and it’s not working.
'You my bruh then?' 'I don’t even know you.'
'We bruh then?' 'You my bruh now?'
'You my bruh then? I don’t even remember you.'
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A bruh then is the go-to answer when you don’t know what to say, like you’re trying to sound cool but you’re just being dumb.
'What’s your favorite color?' 'Bruh then.'
'Why did you fail the test?' 'Bruh then.'
'What’s for dinner?' 'Bruh then.'
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A bruh then is when you say 'bruh' so fast you might as well be talking to a wall. It’s like you’re mad and you don’t know what to say.
'You said that?' 'Bruh then.'
'I called you 10 times?' 'Bruh then.'
'You broke my phone?' 'Bruh then.'
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