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When you let out a big one so hard you’re halfway through your tacos and you’re like oh my god I just sharted in front of my whole class.

My taco lunch just got ruined because I sharted in front of my crush.

I was eating my taco and I let out a big one and the whole class laughed at me.

I was halfway through my taco and I sharted so loud I woke up my teacher.

When you’re in the middle of something important and you just randomly shart yourself in public like you’re a mess.

I was giving a speech and I sharted in front of the whole school.

I was in the middle of my presentation and I sharted like I was on fire.

I walked into the mall and I sharted in front of everyone.

When your brain turns to mush and you forget everything like you just got hit in the head with a brick.

I was trying to think and my brain turned to mush.

I forgot my whole life because my brain was mush.

I was so confused I could barely remember my own name.

That moment you wish you could go back in time to fix the worst thing that ever happened to you.

If I could go back in time I’d never eat that taco ever again.

I wish I could go back and fix that stupid mistake.

If I had a time machine I’d go back and save my life.

When you’re so scared you might shart all over yourself because you forgot something super important.

I was so scared I might shart because I forgot my homework.

I was running late and I thought I was gonna shart in front of my teacher.

I was so nervous I was about to shart in my pants.

When you see something so crazy it’s like your brain just exploded from the madness.

I saw a guy eating a whole taco and it looked like he was gonna die.

I saw a dog wearing a taco hat and it was the weirdest thing ever.

I saw my teacher eating a taco and I couldn’t believe it.

When you try on a shirt you love and it turns out to be the worst thing ever and you feel like the worst person in the world.

I tried on a shirt and it was so bad I wanted to die.

I loved that shirt but it turned out to be the worst thing ever.

I tried on a shirt and it made me feel like a total failure.