A brownie with my morning coffee

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A sneaky way of bragging you had a glorious poop before or during your coffee time.

I had a brownie with my morning coffee because my butt was on fire and I needed fuel.

Why are you always so happy? You had a brownie with your morning coffee.

I’m not tired. I had a brownie with my morning coffee, and it was a masterpiece.

Telling everyone you had a massive dump before drinking your coffee like it was a big deal.

I didn’t sleep well. I had a brownie with my morning coffee.

You’re loud. You had a brownie with your morning coffee.

Why are you smiling? You had a brownie with your morning coffee.

A stupid way to say you crapped your pants before or while sipping your coffee.

You’re weird. You had a brownie with your morning coffee.

Why are you so proud? You had a brownie with your morning coffee.

You’re annoying. You had a brownie with your morning coffee.