A Brown Log

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A giant piece of poop that makes you feel like you’re about to die from the inside out
My uncle’s brown log was so big, it got its own zip code.
She dropped a brown log so big, the dog ran away screaming.
That brown log was so bad, it got a standing ovation from the toilet.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A brown log is when you let your guts loose like a prison break and it's the worst thing ever
He hit the bathroom like a tsunami and left a brown log that could've been a monument.
That brown log was so bad, it made the air taste like regret.
She left a brown log so big, it had its own LinkedIn profile.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A brown log is when your intestines get so mad, they start a riot and everyone loses
His brown log was so intense, it woke the neighbors up at 3 a. m.
That brown log was so bad, the cat got a job at the sewage plant.
She left a brown log so big, it could’ve been used as a door.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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