A brown handshake

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Doing a hand job to someone while they are pooping their brains out

My boss did a brown handshake during lunch and I almost threw up.

I gave my mom a brown handshake and she yelled at me for the rest of the day.

At the party, the guy next to me did a brown handshake and no one asked questions.

Sticking your arm up to your elbow in a toilet bowl to fish out a clog

I did a brown handshake and my arm felt like it was on fire.

My brother did a brown handshake and got stuck in the toilet.

My dog did a brown handshake and the whole house smelled like rotten eggs.

Getting fired with nothing but a thank you and a slap on the back

My job got axed like it was a brown handshake.

They gave me a brown handshake and I got nothing.

I had a brown handshake and my coworkers laughed at me.