Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lumpy, lazy hunk of meat with your feet in the air like a dead frog.

'He’s just a bronski, nothing but a bronski.'

'That guy’s a bronski, and I mean that in the worst way.'

'You’re a bronski, and I’m not even mad about it.'

2

Getting your face smushed like a pancake between a woman’s boobs, and you’re too much of a wimp to complain.

'She gave me a bronski and I let her.'

'He got a bronski and he deserved it.'

'I got a bronski, and I was screaming like a baby.'

3

Putting your face in a girl’s chest and rocking your head like you’re trying to get a brain fart.

'I did a bronski and my brain farted.'

'He did a bronski and I laughed so hard I cried.'

'I did a bronski and my face got stuck.'

4

Screaming 'BRRRRRROOOONNNNNNNNSSSSKKKKIII' between a woman’s breasts like you're trying to summon a demon.

'I did a bronski and I summoned a demon.'

'He screamed bronski so loud, the neighbors called the cops.'

'She did a bronski and I got a headache.'

5

Putting your face in a girl’s chest and yelling 'bronsky' so loud it sounds like you're on a mission from God.

'He did a bronski and I thought he was possessed.'

'She did a bronski and it was glorious.'

'I did a bronski and my face was holy.'

6

A dance move you do by raising your arms and tapping your wrists like you're trying to annoy a chicken.

'He did the bronski and the chicken ran away.'

'She did the bronski and I laughed at her.'

'I did the bronski and I felt stupid.'

7

A can or bottle of beer, but also a curse you drink to forget your sins.

'That beer is a bronski, and I drank it like a sinner.'

'He drank a bronski and forgot his ex.'

'I had a bronski and I got drunk.'