A British Physical

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A British Physical is when the guy sits on the girl's back, she opens her butt like a door, he sticks his hand up her butt, grabs all the goo he can, then slaps it into her snatch like he's trying to murder her with a cheeseburger.
My cousin said it's like a triple scoop of ice cream, but with butt juice and a side of pain.
He did it so hard, the lady screamed like she was being stabbed by a dozen chickens.
My brother tried it and ended up with a face like he'd been hit by a truck.
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A British Physical is when the guy shoves his hand up the girl's butt, grabs a fistful of butt goop, then slaps it into her vagina like he's trying to give her a new life.
My friend said it felt like a hot dog being squished into a toaster.
She cried so much, her eyes looked like they were about to pop out.
He did it so fast, she didn't even have time to say 'what the hell is this?'
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A British Physical is when the guy sticks his hand up the girl's butt, takes a big scoop of butt goo, then smacks it into her vagina like he's trying to kill her with a spoon.
She said it felt like getting hit by a cow with a spatula.
He did it so hard, the whole room started shaking.
She was so sore, she could barely walk for a week.
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