A bridge too far

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A plan so dumb and wild it might as well be a cursed rabbit’s foot. Like trying to win a bet by eating a whole pizza in one bite while juggling flaming chickens.

My dad tried to buy a house, a boat, and a pet iguana all at once. He’s still paying for the iguana.

My friend bet his Xbox on a 100-mile bike ride through a mud pit. He got 3 miles in before he cried.

My mom signed up for a 1000-person dance class. She’s the only one who still knows the steps.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Trying to do more than your brain can handle, like trying to eat a whole cake, run a marathon, and text your crush all at once.

My cousin tried to do 12 tasks in one day. By night 3, he was crying in a cereal box.

My brother tried to learn guitar, piano, and magic tricks all at once. Now he can only play the guitar while crying.

My friend tried to eat 5 burgers, run a mile, and text his crush at the same time. He failed at all of them.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you try to suck so hard on a prostitute’s arse you end up with a mouthful of poop and a broken nose.

My uncle tried to lick a prostitute’s arse and got a mouthful of spaghetti and meatballs. He still smells like it.

My cousin tried to kiss a prostitute’s arse and ended up with a mouthful of cheese and a broken nose.

My friend tried to deep-think a prostitute’s arse and got a mouthful of beer and a broken lip.

by Slangipedia 16d ago