a brick

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A piece of shit Ford that smells like old socks and makes you wish you were dead.
My brick broke down on the highway and left me stranded in the middle of nowhere.
I tried to fix my brick, and now it’s just a piece of junk that won’t start.
My dad drove a brick for 20 years and still doesn’t know how to use the radio.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A song by CS188 that makes your brain feel like it’s on fire.
I listened to ‘A Brick’ and now I can’t stop thinking about math.
My friend’s playlist is just ‘A Brick’ on repeat.
I tried to study and ‘A Brick’ ruined everything.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
3
So cold it makes your balls shrink and your brain go numb.
It was so brick outside I could’ve frozen a chicken.
I walked into a brick room and my breath turned to ice.
My mom said it was brick, but I knew it was just trying to scare me.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
4
A brainless idiot who thinks they’re smart, but they’re just thick as a brick.
My cousin is a brick and still thinks he knows everything.
My teacher called me a brick for forgetting my homework.
That guy at the store is a brick and still thinks he’s the boss.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
5
A basketball shot that misses so hard it might as well be a brick in the face.
He took a brick shot and missed the net by a mile.
I watched my friend take a brick shot and it was glorious.
That brick shot was so bad it made the whole team laugh.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
6
A big pile of drugs that makes you want to take them all at once and die.
He had a brick of cocaine and it looked like it could kill a man.
I saw a brick of drugs and I knew I had to have it.
That brick was so big it was like a brick of happiness.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A big box that gives power to your laptop and makes you want to scream.
My brick died and my laptop went out with it.
I tried to plug in my brick, but it just sparked and died.
My brick is so old it probably powered the first computer.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A broken gadget that was once cool but now just sits in your drawer and laughs at you.
My brick phone broke and now it just sits there.
I tried to update my brick and now it won’t work.
My brick was once a cool phone, but now it’s just a brick.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A big phone that makes you feel like you’re carrying a brick in your pocket.
My brick phone is so big I can’t even fit it in my pocket.
I tried to carry my brick phone and it hurt my hand.
My brick phone is so heavy I think it’s going to crush me.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
10
A British person who is so reliable they might as well be a brick.
My friend is a brick and he always shows up.
That British guy is a brick and he never lets you down.
My mom called me a brick because I was dependable.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you ditch someone so hard it might as well be a brick.
He brick it and left me hanging.
I brick it and didn’t show up to the party.
She brick it and didn’t even say goodbye.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
12
When you hit someone with bricks so hard it makes them cry.
He brick it and knocked the guy out.
She brick it and it looked like she was trying to kill him.
I brick it and it was so loud it scared the dogs.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
13
When you are so scared you not only poop your pants but also turn into a brick.
He brick it and was so scared he turned into a brick.
She brick it and her pants were soaked.
I brick it and my brain was on fire.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
14
When you mess up a cool device and it turns into a useless brick.
He brick it and now his phone is dead.
She brick it and her tablet just sits there.
I brick it and now my phone is just a brick.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Newark, New Jersey, the home of Redman and all the cool kids.
Newark is the brick of the East Coast.
I live in Newark and I love the brick vibes.
Newark is the brick of rap and I love it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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