Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When the sky is about to throw a punch and you're gonna get soaked.

A-brewin? I'm already wet and I ain't even started yet.

Look at that cloud, it's like it's gonna hit you with a fire hose.

I swear if it rains again, I'm gonna scream.

2

When that giant thunder cloud is slowly creeping in like it's about to eat your house.

That cloud is like it's walking to your house and it's got a grudge.

That cloud is the reason I'm wearing pajamas at noon.

That cloud is making me feel like I'm gonna get eaten by a giant sock.

3

When you mess up a cup of tea so bad it tastes like regret.

I brewed my tea so long it turned into a science experiment.

My tea is so over-brewed it's like I poured a whole lake into my cup.

My tea tastes like I cried in it.

4

When you're so mad you're like a boiling pot about to explode.

I'm so angry I could punch a wall and it would apologize.

I'm brewing up rage so strong it's got its own GPS.

I'm so mad I could turn my coffee into a volcano.

5

When you're doing everything at once, being a drama queen, having fun, and telling secrets all in one go.

I'm brewing up joy, gossip, and chaos all in one day.

I'm like a human blender, I mix everything up.

I’m so busy being fun and dramatic I forgot my own name.

6

When you're drinking beer like it's your full-time job and you're not even sorry.

I'm brewing beer so much I think I'm gonna turn into a bar.

I drink beer like it's my second language.

I'm so into beer I could talk about it for six hours straight.

7

When you're drinking alcohol like you're trying to forget your own life.

I'm drinking so much alcohol I think I'm gonna forget my own name.

I'm brewing up a storm of drinks just to forget my problems.

I drink like I'm trying to escape from my own brain.