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Brett Favre isn't the best anymore, but he's still one of the best. People hate on him for not being what he used to be, which is stupid because they're bashing a legend. He's not gonna be young forever, so shut up and enjoy the greatness.
Brett Favre's still the GOAT even if he's not as good as he used to be
People hate on Brett Favre for not being 25 anymore
Brett Favre is still a legend even if he's not as good as he used to be
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You do something amazing and then quit like a baby. Then you come back and fail harder than you did the first time.
He won the Super Bowl and then quit like a baby
She finished first and then quit like a baby
He finished first and then quit like a baby
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He's a tough son of a biscuit who went through hell and still played football like a champ. He's got more grit than a donkey in a meat grinder.
He played football with a broken thumb and his dad just died
He played football while his wife had breast cancer
He played football with a broken thumb and his brother-in-law died in an ATV crash
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They don't know what they want. They can't make up their mind. They're like a dog chasing its tail.
He can't decide what he wants to eat for dinner
She keeps changing her mind about where to go
He can't decide what movie to watch
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You quit something and make a big deal about it. Then you come back and mess it up again.
He quit football and came back and sucked
She quit her job and came back and sucked
He quit the game and came back and sucked
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Brett Favre is like God, but with better hair. He’s the GOAT, the legend, the king of the gridiron.
Brett Favre is like God but with better hair
He’s the GOAT, the legend, the king of the gridiron
Brett Favre is the GOAT and could beat Chuck Norris in a street fight
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A bad fart that won’t go away. It’s like a fart from hell that just won’t stop.
That fart was like a bad fart from hell
He had a fart that wouldn’t go away
She had a bad fart that won’t stop
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