Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A brendon is a guy who lets his butt crack get infected because he’s too lazy to clean it.

My brendon forgot to wipe and now his butt is on fire.

That brendon smells like a dead raccoon.

I’ve seen his brendon’s butt crack and it’s like a horror movie.

2

A brendon is a guy who thinks he’s cool but is just a walking mess who loves to embarrass himself for your laughs.

My brendon tripped into a puddle and started dancing like a fool.

That brendon tried to skateboard and fell into a bush.

He called me from the hospital and said he kissed a chicken.

3

A brendon is a guy who looks good, kisses good, and is so cute you’ll probably end up crying because you can’t get over him.

My brendon kissed me and I instantly fell in love.

That brendon is so cute I cried in the middle of the street.

He’s like a dream guy who just walks into your life.

4

A brendon is a guy who is super smart, but also super weird, and he’s going to make you fall in love with him no matter how awkward it gets.

My brendon is like a genius who also loves memes.

That brendon wrote a song about his dog and it’s amazing.

He can speak 5 languages and still messes up simple math.

5

A brendon is a guy who loves memes and will do anything for a laugh, even if it means making you facepalm.

My brendon sent me a meme of a dog wearing sunglasses and I laughed for 10 minutes.

That brendon made me watch a video of a cat dancing and I cried.

He sent me a meme of a guy falling off a cliff and I facepalmed.

6

A brendon is a guy who will beat your ass, laugh at your pain, and still call you family.

My brendon beat me up for calling him a chicken.

That brendon laughed when I fell into a lake.

He called me a chicken and then hugged me like a brother.

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A brendon is a guy who is so handsome, you’ll probably die of love and he’ll probably laugh at you.

My brendon is like a movie star and I’m his fan.

That brendon looked at me and I instantly fell in love.

He’s got the body of a superhero and the heart of a lover.