A Brendan

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A Brendan is a guy so cool he makes the rest of the class look like failures. He’s got the brain of a genius, the body of a beast, and a smile that could make a nun blush.
Brendan walked in, and the whole class shut up. He didn’t even try.
He got first in math and still had time to beat me in dodgeball.
He asked me to the dance, and I said yes because he’s basically a god.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Brendan is a guy with a body so big, it could be a sex machine. His dick is so big, it could be a whole new sport.
He walked into the gym, and the whole team was like, ‘Who is that?’
He got a girl pregnant in one night. No one else could do that.
He’s like a superhero with a penis.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Brendan is a guy so hot, he could make a girl drool like a dog seeing a bone. His eyes are so sexy, they could make a nun fall in love.
He looked at me, and I immediately wanted to kiss him.
He was the most popular guy in school, and no one even tried to fight him.
He smiled, and I immediately had a crush on him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Brendan is a guy so good-looking, he makes everyone else look like they just fell out of a trash can. He’s got the charm of a prince and the body of a king.
He walked in, and everyone turned to look at him.
He got all the girls’ attention, and no one even tried to fight him.
He’s like a celebrity, but in school.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Brendan is a guy so cute, he could make a baby smile. He’s got the nicest smile and the friendliest attitude.
He walked into the room, and everyone smiled.
He made me laugh even when I was sad.
He’s like the best friend you could ever have.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Brendan is a guy so ancient, he was a warrior god. He slayed dragons and had more sex than most people have in a whole lifetime.
He walked in like he owned the school.
He beat up the toughest guy in the school.
He had a girlfriend for every day of the week.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Brendan is a guy who’s always high and always getting laid. He’s got the body of a beast and the charm of a king.
He walked in, high and happy, and everyone was jealous.
He got a girl pregnant after one date.
He’s like a legend, but in school.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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