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A break is when you say you need space but you still want your partner back. It’s like saying, ‘I need time to think,’ but it’s usually just a way to avoid being called out for being a total mess.
Hey, I just need a break, okay? I swear I’ll come back. (He didn’t.)
I took a break because I felt like I was dying inside. (He came back the next day.)
She asked for a break because she had to figure out her life. (She dated my best friend.)
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A break is when you say you want time away, but it’s just a fancy way of saying you’re a coward and don’t want to break up. It’s also usually a lie.
I need a break, I just need time to figure myself out. (He saw her at the mall.)
She said she needed a break. I said, ‘You’re still my girl.’ (She said, ‘Nope.’)
He asked for a break. I said, ‘You can have it. I’m getting a new guy.’
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A break is when you get time away from your partner. It might be okay to flirt with others. It’s usually because of drama or bad decisions.
We’re taking a break. I might date someone else. (He did.)
I needed a break, so I started texting my ex. (She texted back.)
She said we needed a break. I said, ‘Cool, I’m gonna drink beer and cry.’
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A break is when someone says they need time away, but they already have someone else. It’s like they’re trying to make you feel bad while they’re sneaking around with someone else.
She said she needed a break. I said, ‘You’re still my girl.’ (She said, ‘Nope. I’m with my ex.’)
He asked for a break because he had a new girl. (He didn’t even tell me.)
I needed a break because I had to deal with her ex. (He had a new girl.)
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A break is when you say you need time apart, but it usually ends in a breakup. It’s like you’re both trying to figure things out, but it usually doesn’t work out.
We took a break. I dated my best friend. (She dated my brother.)
He said he needed a break. I said, ‘Cool. I’m moving on.’ (He didn’t.)
She said we needed a break. I said, ‘I’m getting a new guy.’ (She got a new guy.)
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A break is when you say you need time away, but it’s usually just bad luck. You end up missing out on your chance to be with the best person.
I took a break. I missed my chance at the best job. (I got a job at Burger King.)
She said she needed a break. I said, ‘Cool.’ (She got a new guy.)
He asked for a break. I said, ‘Cool.’ (He got a new girl.)
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A break is when you say you need time away, but it’s usually a total disaster. You end up being the fool who gets played by the person you love.
She said she needed a break. I said, ‘Cool.’ (She dated my best friend.)
He said he needed a break. I said, ‘Cool.’ (He dated my sister.)
We took a break. I dated my best friend. (She dated my brother.)
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