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A piece of shit that somehow got famous.
I swear he’s the reason my dog quit licking my face.
He’s like the human version of a golden retriever.
He’s the only reason I failed math.
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A hot actor who’s good at being hot and not overrated.
He’s like the guy who gets extra pizza for free.
He’s the reason my ex left me for a guy who looks like him.
He’s the only guy who could make me forget my own name.
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A man who looks like a magazine cover and probably got paid to be in it.
He’s the reason my gym membership is a waste of money.
He’s like a human billboard for attractiveness.
He’s the guy who makes me question my life choices.
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So hot he makes the sun blush and the moon jealous.
He’s the reason I started skipping breakfast.
He’s like the guy who got the last slice of pizza.
He’s the reason my dog tried to flirt with him.
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The guy who makes you feel like a chump for existing.
He’s like the reason I started crying in math class.
He’s the human version of a perfect grade.
He’s the reason I gave up on my dreams.
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A good looking guy who does crazy stuff and fights like a mad man.
He’s the reason I failed my karate class.
He’s the guy who makes me question my life choices again.
He’s the reason I started eating pizza for breakfast.
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A fancy way of saying you just pooped.
I saw him in the bathroom and I just had to poop.
He’s the reason I got a D in science.
He’s the guy who makes me forget my own name again.