a bozo cut

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a guy who looks like a half-dead raccoon wearing a hairpiece

My uncle has a bozo cut and thinks he's a rock star

That guy at the mall has a bozo cut and smells like old pizza

My boss has a bozo cut and yells at the printer like it owes him money

when your head looks like it was attacked by a hedge trimmer and a bald eagle

My dad has a bozo cut and thinks he’s the king of the grocery store

That guy at the gym has a bozo cut and can’t do 10 push-ups

My cousin’s got a bozo cut and his hair looks like it’s on strike

the look you get when your head is half bald and the other half is a hairy mess

My neighbor has a bozo cut and thinks he’s a superhero

My brother’s got a bozo cut and still says he’s cool

That guy at the bar has a bozo cut and drinks like he’s fighting a war