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A fake hot girl who uses people like they're stupid. She thinks every guy is drooling over her, but she's just a fat monkey with a camera. She has a bunch of followers who do what she says.
She posted a pic of her abs and said 'I'm getting ready to date a king.'
She told her minion to delete the guy's messages and said 'He's not good enough for me.'
She said 'I'm going to take over the world' and then cried because her hair was messy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The most perfect guy ever. Like a god. He's perfect in every way. You'd follow him anywhere.
He walked in and everyone was like 'Whoa.'
He smiled and suddenly the whole room was happy.
He said 'I'll save you' and then bought you a milkshake.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Pooping your pants in the cafeteria like it's a party. Everyone sees it and no one helps you.
He walked into the cafeteria and everyone laughed because he had a big mess.
She sat down and it looked like a crime scene.
He tried to hide it but it came out like a waterfall.
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The most manly and handsome guy in the whole town. He’s always happy and goes to silly land only when someone special is there.
He walked in and said 'I'm the most manly guy' and everyone believed him.
He went to silly land with his girlfriend and came back with a big smile.
He said 'I love you' and then laughed like a maniac.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A smart person who lives in Dorset and no one ever talks to. People forget about them and they never get any money.
He was asked a question and said 'I know everything' but no one believed him.
He sat in the corner and no one noticed him.
He said 'I'm the smartest person' but no one gave him any money.
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A family who eats pills all day and acts like it's normal. They're always high and never stop taking pills.
He said 'I took 10 pills today' and then fell asleep.
She ate a pill and said 'I'm going to be the best.'
They all took pills and then started dancing in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When someone glues their butt to your face like it's a permanent thing.
He glued his butt to my face and said 'This is forever.'
She tried to move but her butt wouldn't leave my face.
He said 'I'm your new face' and didn't let go.
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