A box of diabetes

My cop buddy eats three of those every morning and still can't run a 5K.

That box of diabetes is the only thing keeping my uncle from getting a divorce.

The cop at the donut shop eats it so fast, he chokes on the sugar and the donut.

That box of diabetes is what cops eat when they're too lazy to chew.

The cop who eats that box every day looks like he was hit by a candy truck.

My dad eats that box so much, he's gonna turn into a gummy bear.

That box of diabetes is the only thing my uncle eats and he's still fat.

The cop at the traffic light eats that box and then can't stop blinking.

My brother eats that box every day and now he can't walk because he's too full of donuts.