a box of dem thangs that killed john wayne

my uncle got this for his dad for his birthday and now he won't stop talking about it

i saw it in the trash next to a broken bottle of whiskey

the guy at the store said it was the best thing he ever sold

my mom said she got it for my dad and now he's bragging about it

it was in the back of the car when my cousin's friend got caught

the teacher took it away during lunch and now it's in the office

my brother's friend got it for his dad and now he's telling everyone

it was in the drawer next to my sister's bra

the guy at the store said it was the best thing he ever sold