Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you shove your fist into someone's snatch on Boxing Day because you're too drunk to care.

My uncle did this to my aunt and now she hates Christmas.

He tried to do it on my mom and got kicked out of the house.

They did it in the grocery store and got arrested.

2

The idea that no matter how old, ugly, or weird someone is, if they've got a snatch, you're going to try to bang them.

He tried to bang my grandma and she gave him a wedgie.

My friend tried to bang a man and got confused.

I tried to bang my teacher and got detention.

3

When a skit is so bad it makes you laugh until you cry.

That skit was the worst thing I've ever seen.

I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

I told my friend and he died laughing.

4

When a guy tries to slap his boner on a girl's snatch and it goes sideways.

He slapped her snatch and it was like a warzone.

She screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.

He tried to slap it and got a black eye.

5

When you're stuck in a small space with a bunch of people and you can't escape.

I got stuck in a closet with my brother and his friends.

We were trapped in a car with five other people.

They surrounded me in the hallway and I had to fight them.

6

When you punch someone in the face or wear gloves and punch them in a ring.

He punched my dad in the face and got kicked out.

I wore gloves and punched my brother until he cried.

They fought in the ring and one got knocked out.

7

A box is a bottle of wine and also a girl's snatch.

I drank the whole box of wine and passed out.

She called me a box and I got mad.

He said my snatch was a box and I slapped him.