A Bowl of Stupid

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The breakfast that only the most brainless people in the world could possibly choose.
My cousin eats it every day and still can't add 2 + 2.
My boss eats it and calls it 'the ultimate meal of champions.'
I tried it once and now I live in shame.
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The only meal that makes you feel like you've lost your mind before you even finish it.
My dog eats it and looks at me like I betrayed him.
My sister eats it and then yells at the sky.
I ate it and now I can't stop crying about it.
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The breakfast that only the most lazy and stupid people in the world could possibly choose.
My dad eats it and calls it 'the breakfast of kings.'
My teacher eats it and fails every student.
I eat it and then fail my life.
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