Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The thing in a bong you stuff with weed so you can blow smoke out your ass like a dragon.

My bowl is so packed with weed it's like a murder scene.

I used a cereal bowl as my bowl because I’m that desperate.

My bowl is so full I had to use a spoon to dig through it.

2

When a group of dumb bros pass around bowls of weed and then all turn into feral animals.

The bowl pass turned into a full-on war between bros.

We passed the bowl and then passed out.

That bowl was so good it made my dog high.

3

Getting dumped, flipped, and dragged through the street like a piece of trash. You come back for more because you’re a masochist.

He got tossed in the gutter and came back like he was a hero.

She got flipped and came back with a attitude.

He got thrown out and came back with a second bowl.

4

Walking like a stiff, arrogant kid with arms flailing like he’s trying to fly. He thinks he’s tough, but he’s just a walking joke.

He walks like he’s trying to impress a chicken.

That kid bowls it like he’s got a stick up his butt.

He walks like he’s been hit by a bus and still thinks he’s cool.

5

The little hole in the bong where you stuff your weed and blow smoke out your nose like a donkey.

My bowl had a hole so big I could put my whole face in it.

I covered the hole and blew so hard I turned my face red.

The hole was so tiny I had to use a toothpick to pack it.

6

1. Throwing a ball at pins like you’re trying to win a contest. 2. Rubbing your junk with two balls and a tiny pin like you’re a pervert.

He bowled like he was trying to impress a goat.

He was bowling with two balls and a pin like he was a lunatic.

She bowled like she was trying to get a date.

7

Eating cereal on the toilet while you’re taking a dump like you’re a weirdo.

He ate cereal on the toilet like it was a sacred ritual.

She had a bowl of cereal and a dump like she was a queen.

He was eating cereal on the toilet while his dog watched in horror.