Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A bottom is someone who loves getting drilled like a hole in the ground and doesn't mind getting used like a free pass at a buffet.

I'm the bottom and I'm not sorry, I'm the bottom and I'm proud

You're the bottom? I'm the bottom and I eat you for breakfast

I'm the bottom and I'm the only one who gets to choose the toppings

2

A bottom is the guy who takes it up the rear and sometimes does the licking, but only if he feels like it.

I took it up the rear and I still got my hair done

He took it up the rear and didn't even flinch

I took it up the rear and I still got the last slice of pizza

3

A bottom is the person who gets the goods and people think he's weak, but he can be the boss and make the top do the work.

I get the goods and I'm the boss, not the top

He gets the goods and he runs the show

I get the goods and I don't need a raise

4

A bottom is the person who stays down during sex and sometimes gets confused with Harry Styles, but he's not Harry Styles.

I'm the bottom and I'm not Harry Styles, I'm just me

He's the bottom and he thinks he's Harry Styles

She's the bottom and she's not Harry Styles, but she's close

5

A bottom is you. Yeah, you. The one who reads this and says, 'That's me.'

You're the bottom and you know it

That's you, bottom

You're the bottom and you're not even sorry

6

A bottom is still you. Yeah, you again. The one who reads this and says, 'That's me again.'

You're the bottom again, and you're still not sorry

That's you again, bottom

You're still the bottom, and you're still not sorry

7

A bottom is where Drake thinks he came from, but he's wrong and everyone knows it.

Drake thinks he came from the bottom, but he's wrong

He thinks he came from the bottom, but he's wrong

Drake's bottom is fake, and everyone knows it