A Bottle of Jack

I drank a whole bottle of Jack and still walked home. My dog tried to drag me out of the street.

My mom found me passed out with a bottle of Jack and a bag of chips. She called the cops.

I told my friend I’d drink a bottle of Jack if he took my dog for a walk. He did. I did not.

My brother said he was going to drink a whole bottle of Jack. He passed out on the couch and woke up screaming.

She said she’d drink a bottle of Jack if I gave her my last dollar. I did. She did not.

My friend brought a bottle of Jack to the party and now I can’t remember the last three years of my life.

I drank a bottle of Jack and still lost the pizza fight. My mom’s got a mean left hook.

My dad drank a bottle of Jack and tried to sing opera. It was terrifying.

I used a bottle of Jack to bribe my brother into letting me stay up past midnight.