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When someone puts on headphones like they’re blocking out the world just to ignore you while you’re talking nonsense they don’t want to hear
My cousin put on her headphones and acted like I wasn’t even there while I rambled about my bad day.
My brother pretended he couldn’t hear me when I was telling him about my crush.
My mom put on her headphones and ignored me while I was trying to explain why I failed math.
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A rich company that sells cheap speakers that sound like garbage and cost way more than they should
My uncle bought a Bose speaker for $2,000 and it sounded worse than my old $20 radio.
My teacher said Bose speakers are like a fancy version of a $10 speaker.
My dad bought a Bose system for his car and it sounded like a broken boombox.
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A speaker company that fools people into thinking they’re great just because they look fancy and cost a lot
My neighbor bought a Bose speaker and said it was the best thing ever, but it sounded like a broken record.
My cousin said Bose is the best, but her speakers sounded like a broken radio.
My teacher said Bose is just a fancy version of a $20 radio.
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A stupid speaker brand that charges you a ton of money for nothing
My mom bought a Bose speaker for $1,000 and it sounded like a broken radio.
My brother said Bose is the best, but his speaker sounded like a broken boombox.
My uncle bought a Bose speaker for $3,000 and it sounded like a broken record.
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Buy stereo equipment or you’ll end up with a bad or sad experience, especially with BOSE
My friend tried to upgrade his car stereo and it exploded because of the stupid Bose system.
My cousin bought a Bose car stereo and had to rip it out because it was a mess.
My brother tried to replace his Bose speakers and it didn’t work because of the stupid wiring.
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Speakers that are way too expensive and look fancy but sound like junk
My neighbor bought a Bose speaker for $2,000 and it sounded like a broken radio.
My teacher said Bose is just a fancy version of a $10 speaker.
My dad said Bose is overpriced and sounds like a broken boombox.
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A company that people love because of their slogan, but their speakers are a disaster
My uncle said ‘No highs? No lows? Must be Bose!’ and he was right, his speaker was a disaster.
My teacher said Bose is famous for their slogan, but their speakers are terrible.
My mom said ‘No highs? No lows? Must be Bose!’ and she was right, her speaker was a disaster.
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