A Boris

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You crash into Dave's house like a truck full of farts and dump a giant load of stinky poop in his living room. Dave runs away because he can't stand the smell. Then you realize your poop was so bad it made the whole street cry. That's doing a 'a Boris'.
I did a Boris in my aunt's kitchen and it smelled like a dead raccoon in a garbage can.
My friend did a Boris in the principal's office and he got suspended for life.
I did a Boris in my mom's car and it stank so bad she had to take it to the mechanic.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Boris is the most important guy in Europe. He married Mother Russia, and he's so powerful he can drink a whole lake of vodka and still conquer Germany with his bare hands. He's the best Slav ever.
Boris drank 100 shots of vodka and defeated the Nazis with a spoon.
Boris united all the Slavs and made Poland his servant.
Boris is so strong he can punch a hole in the moon.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Boris is when you're so bored you could fall asleep in a hot dog and wake up as a potato.
I did a Boris during math class and fell asleep on my calculator.
My sister did a Boris during the movie and fell asleep in her popcorn.
I did a Boris during dinner and fell asleep on my soup.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Boris is like the most attractive, smart, rich, and cool person in the group. Everyone else is just a side character.
My friend is a Boris and he got into Harvard without even trying.
My crush is a Boris and he can solve math problems in his head.
My brother is a Boris and he can talk to animals.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Boris is the kind of person who hides in the back of the class but can still solve the hardest math problems and make the teacher cry with his brilliance.
My friend is a Boris and he got the highest score in the class without even trying.
My cousin is a Boris and he aced the test and no one even noticed.
My neighbor is a Boris and he got into college and no one knew.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Boris is a sexy Eastern European guy who makes you fall in love with his old-world charm and then makes you cry in bed because he's so good at it.
My crush is a Boris and he made me cry in bed with his amazing charm.
My friend's brother is a Boris and he seduced my mom.
My teacher is a Boris and he made the whole class fall in love with him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Boris is like a big, tough Eastern European guy who looks like he could beat up a bear with his bare hands.
My uncle is a Boris and he beat up a bear with his fists.
My friend is a Boris and he can lift a couch with one arm.
My neighbor is a Boris and he once kicked a goat into the street.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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