a bore hog

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A meathead who takes up space but doesn't do anything useful. Like a soggy pizza crust.
My cousin is a bore hog. He talks about his cat like it's a Nobel Prize winner.
That guy at the gym is a bore hog. He flexes like he's in a Marvel movie.
My mom's boyfriend is a bore hog. He claims he's a rockstar. He's not. He's a rockstar in a bad mood.
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A piece of garbage that doesn't help you and makes you want to scream into a pillow.
My teacher is a bore hog. She talks about her ex like it's a soap opera.
My brother's friend is a bore hog. He tried to start a band. It's just him singing in a closet.
My neighbor is a bore hog. He yells at his plants. They don't care.
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