A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

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A giant snot plug stuck in the path of something trying to get somewhere.
My boss is a booger in the nose of progress. He won't let us take lunch breaks.
The new kid in class is a booger in the nose of progress. He won't stop talking.
The internet is a booger in the nose of progress. It crashes every time I try to watch TikTok.
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Something that makes everyone else’s life harder just to keep itself happy.
My mom is a booger in the nose of progress. She won’t let me play video games.
The school lunch is a booger in the nose of progress. It tastes like expired mystery meat.
My little brother is a booger in the nose of progress. He won’t stop throwing crayons at me.
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A dumb thing that makes smart people look like idiots.
My math teacher is a booger in the nose of progress. He can’t even add up 2 + 2.
My dog is a booger in the nose of progress. He won’t stop eating my homework.
My phone is a booger in the nose of progress. It keeps crashing when I try to text my crush.
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A smelly blockage that stops everything from getting anywhere fast.
My dad is a booger in the nose of progress. He won’t stop snoring at 2 a. m.
My gym class is a booger in the nose of progress. We only run for 10 seconds.
My video game is a booger in the nose of progress. It takes forever to load.
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Something that is so annoying it makes you want to scream into a pillow.
My homework is a booger in the nose of progress. It takes me forever to finish.
My little sister is a booger in the nose of progress. She won’t stop crying.
My breakfast is a booger in the nose of progress. It’s just toast and eggs.
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