Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a girl gives you the eye and tries to make you forget about your girlfriend just so she can mess you up.

My ex showed up at my date’s house and said, 'Hey, why don’t you two go out?'

She winked at me in class and said, 'I’ve been thinking about you.'

He left his girlfriend for a girl who did a whole dance just to get his attention.

2

A hidden trap that kicks your ass when you least expect it.

I stepped on a nail in my sock and screamed like a baby.

The floor gave way and I fell into a pile of trash.

I opened a gift and it exploded in my face.

3

When a girl shows off her boobs to trick you into looking at them and then judges you for it.

She wore a shirt that said, 'I’m 14 and I’m hot.'

She leaned over my desk and said, 'Do you like my shirt?'

She pulled her shirt up and said, 'What do you think?'

4

A bra so tight it looks like it’s trying to murder your boobs.

Her bra left marks on her chest like a punishment.

He tried to take her bra off and it didn’t budge.

She screamed, 'This thing is killing me!'

5

A place where men pay to see women take their clothes off and dance like they’re on fire.

He spent $200 on a strip club and got nothing but a sore wallet.

She took her clothes off and said, 'You paid for this.'

He got a lap dance and fell asleep on the floor.

6

A girl who tricks you into having sex just to make you sick or get you knocked up.

He had sex with her and now he has a kid.

She said, 'You won’t regret this.' Then she gave him an STD.

He had sex with her once and now he has to pay child support.

7

When you let out a fart in a small place and the next person walks right into it like it’s a surprise party.

He farted in the elevator and the next person said, 'What was that?'

She let one rip in the classroom and the teacher turned around and said, 'Who did that?'

He farted in the bus and the whole bus smelled like a rotten egg.