Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A job so bad it took twice as long as it should have, and you still feel like you got f***ed over.

My boss said it was done in two days. It took me four and I still hate it.

That report was so sh**ty, it took me three hours to read it.

He painted the house wrong and it took twice as long as it should have.

2

A bus that looks like it was built in the 70s and still tries to run like it's cool.

That bus looked like it had seen its last day and still tried to run.

The bondi was so old, it felt like it was going to fall apart.

I rode the bondi and it felt like I was in a horror movie.

3

A place where everyone thinks they're a surfer and no one knows what a real job is.

Bondi is full of people who think they're surfers and can't do anything else.

I went to Bondi and everyone was talking about the waves like they were celebrities.

Bondi is where people think they're famous just because they're near the beach.

4

A guy who plays the guitar like it's his job and everyone thinks he's a rock star.

That guy plays the guitar like he's the only one who matters.

He plays so well, I think he's the next big thing.

That guitar player is so cool, I want to be him when I grow up.

5

A person who thinks they're immune to everything and still goes to crowded places.

He said he wouldn't get Covid and still went to the club.

She thinks she's bulletproof and still hugs everyone.

He ignores social distancing like it's a joke.

6

Shooting little ponies with a shotgun because they're annoying.

I shot the ponies because they kept running around me.

He used a shotgun on the ponies like they were enemies.

They were tiny, but I still shot them because I felt like it.

7

A smart person who everyone thinks is cool and wants to be friends with.

That guy is super smart and everyone wants to be his friend.

She's so cool, even the teachers respect her.

He's the smartest guy in the school and everyone knows it.