A BOLO

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A bolo is a Nigerian idiot who thinks they're funny but nobody laughs. They just roll their eyes and mutter curses.
'Bro, you just called the principal a bolo? You're gonna get suspended for sure.'
'That guy in class tries to be cool every day. He's a bolo.'
'My uncle is a bolo. He told a joke and no one laughed. He cried.'
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A bolo is a big, tough guy who thinks he's the toughest. Usually from Ireland or Britain. He's got a gym membership and a ego bigger than the gym.
'That bolo in the gym lifts more than me. He's got a six-pack and a mouth.'
'My cousin's a bolo. He can bench-press a cow.'
'That bolo flexes every time he sees a mirror.'
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A bolo is a big, meaty body. It's like a walking meatball. People say it when they see someone who looks like they were built in a meat factory.
'Look at that bolo. He's like a walking meatball.'
'That guy is a bolo. He could bench-press a cow.'
'My brother is a bolo. He eats meat for breakfast.'
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A bolo is what the cops say when they're trying to catch someone. It's like a shout-out to the whole city: 'Hey, look out, we're coming for you.'
'The cops just said 'bolo' on the radio. Someone's in trouble.'
'They're looking for the guy who stole the pizza truck. It's a bolo.'
'The cop said 'bolo' and I ran.'
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A bolo is like a big, meaty body. People say it when they see someone who looks like they were built in a meat factory. It's like a walking meatball.
'My uncle is a bolo. He eats meat for breakfast.'
'That guy in the gym is a bolo. He can bench-press a cow.'
'She's a bolo. She looks like a meatball on legs.'
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A bolo is what the cops say on America's Most Wanted. It's like the fugitive is a meatball who ran away from the meat factory.
'They put him on America's Most Wanted. It's a bolo.'
'The guy who stole the pizza truck is a bolo.'
'They're looking for the bolo. He's a meatball with a criminal record.'
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A bolo is a machete. It's like a sword made of steel. The Philippines uses it to cut people in half.
'He brought a bolo to the fight. He cut the guy in half.'
'The guy in the Philippines uses a bolo to cut people in half.'
'That bolo is like a sword. It's scary.'
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